- a night of Simple Minds at Westonbirt Arboretum (slightly damp but very entertaining - the audience was a certain age - middle yet slightly infantile and prepared to dance with gay abandon)
- a visit to the Summer Exhibition at the Royal Academy (hot, airless but very entertaining - the gallery goers were a fascinatingly mixed bunch from the fedora-ed to the hoody-ed)
- a night in Hyde Park with Kings of Leon and Paul Weller (great gig - shame about the audience although that might just be my middle age talking. When did grown women start taking their shirts off whilst sat on wobbly boyfriends' shoulders? Did we always throw beer (or worse - yuck) and how much warm Jaegermeister does it take for men to start fighting - not a lot it seems). Thank God for KoL
- did a bit of armchair Glasto with friends, had the annual discussion about buying a van and going next year (ha, ha, it's not on!), accompanied by my ever-growing projectforty reasons for NOT going EVER:
the sound is better via satellite
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you can make a cup of tea whilst you're waiting for the headliners
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there's no one throwing beer
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you don't have to walk to the back of a crowd of people and watch a screen, you can just watch a screen under a blanket with a nice glass of merlot
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tent erecting is not required
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the beer is cooler at home
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you can watch it with people you like
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you don't have to engage in banter with fellow festival goers
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you don't get welly-rub (or trench foot, or sunburn)
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you can see the dancing better (I'm having a Beyonce moment)
I know this list makes me sound ever-so-slightly curmudgeonly but I don't care. I think anyone over 40 should really think about whether they want to put themselves through the grief and trauma of potential long-term neck twisting. I'd rather have a nice city-break to Morocco or a weekend at a spa. I may have the odd timewarp moment and think I can trip off to this gig and that but the time has come - I know my limits.